Differences between dogs and humans

I just realized this.

Humans are so cooomplicated.

Takeforexamplethenamesofmeals.

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Dinner.

My head hurts from such complicated names.

Breakfast, i get fast but what is broken? huh? dont get the break at all.

How about food now instead? I need food and I need it fast, meaning now.


Lunch, whats that? meaningless.

How about munch? or munch fast?


And supper, tiz iz the worst.

I propose soup fast insted.


I am such a genious.

PS: the corn eater is not mi. I am much better looking than him.