Helping Alex to become a saint

Hello my fans,

Today, I decided to start Alex's treatment for his lack of patience.

I woke up at 5 am and played the up/down/up/down/up/down game on him for 2 hours.

Then, I licked myself loudly in front of him like a clean puppy that I am.

He got up, walked me with my other pet (where is she hiding), fed me that delicious liverwurst.

And finally, we got started with the treatment.
I planned it for days, to the smallest detail.

I refused to eat the chicken for breakfast.
He did not complain.

I refused to settle on the balcony for 40 mins.
He did not complain.

I refused to stay calm in the bedroom even when he tried to entertain me.
He did not complain.

Then, I pushed to the next level.

Barked loudly, many, many times.
Pawed the door, many, many times.
Paced around the bedroom continuously.

He thought that I need to poop so took me out again.
What a schmuck! I can play him all the time since that day when I pooped on the carpet in 4 places.

I did nothing outside of course, everything was a ruse to see how he reacts.

We came back to the bedroom and I continued.

No toy was good enough, no treat was good enough, refused the combing, refused anything.

Even the pig's ear I pretended not to be delicious.

All this time, I was closely watching him so I dont miss when he breaks out.

He did not complain much but I think that I need to try harder.

Tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, snoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnng