Someone has a gaming problem

I suspekt tha Alex has a gaming problem.

Eveione likes gamez, me the most.

But Alex is in a different category.

Every few days, he says:
"lets see if there are new gamez on Amazon".

Then, he goes to the forrest, sniffs them out and somehow they come to our door.

Fantastik! Why doesnt this work for the cat i need now when i cannot go out? Please explain, why, so frustratin...

So, he gets more and more games, he has a lot by now.

He has this one.

 And the dog tornado.

And the casino treat.

And the dog puzzle.

And the snuffle mat.

And the squirrel log.

And something like this.

And then every day he starts playing with them for long times and insists that i play too.

I tell him that I am too intelligent for thez thingz and that I prefer intellectual activities like licking pee from leaves, sniffing butts, chewing dirt, etc.

He does not get it.

I even suggest alternatives like going for a long walk off-leash.

Nothing, he is obsessed.

He cannot put the games away and he wants to turn me into a gamer as well.

He reads all papers of each game in detail, try them in all possible ways, even explainz me how they work.

In the end, he does not get them and makes me stupid dog.

Why me? He does not get how they work. I do, they are so simpl.

What can we do for him?

He needs heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpppp!