Synonyms

I have a feeling that my humans do not understand me well sometimes.

Maybe they need synonyms for some words:

Wafflez - delicious

Waffles - me

doctor - dogter

breakfast - food fast

lunch - munch

supper - souper

park - park

cone - takeitaway

pills - youeatthem

chicken - food

beef - food

pork - food

fish - food

stay - no

sit - no

down - no

slow - no

no running - grrrrrrr

no playing - grrrrrrr

no jumping - grrrrrrr

whos a good boy - me

whos the best - me

couch - my bed

bed - my bed

mattress - my bed

crate - havefun

vet - nope

go to sleep - nope